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Halloween Guide and Ideas


Halloween Guide and Ideas


Frankenstein Humor

Q: How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?
A: Because he kept his monster in stitches.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein

Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?
A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup

Mummy Humor

Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?
A: wRAP Music!

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin

Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Ragtime.

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Werewolf Humor

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf

Q: Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
A: Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.

Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?
A: A wash-and-wearwolf.



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