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What does a monster call a girl who has three heads, nine eyes and six arms?Cute! What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer Knock knock! Who's there? Boo!Boo Who?Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner! How does a monster count to 11?On his fingers.What do you say to a 2-headed monster? Hello, hello.What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home? He had to give it back. What is a zombie's favorite dessert? Ladyfingers.What time would it be if five demons were chasing you? Five after one.Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in. What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GhoulietWhy did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin! What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?He was repossessed. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?With a pumpkin patch! What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?Pumpkin Pi What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?Squash Why do Jack O' Lanterns have such silly looks on their faces?You would too if you just had all your brains scooped out!
What does a monster call a girl who has three heads, nine eyes and six arms?Cute!
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo!Boo Who?Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!
How does a monster count to 11?On his fingers.What do you say to a 2-headed monster? Hello, hello.What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home? He had to give it back. What is a zombie's favorite dessert? Ladyfingers.What time would it be if five demons were chasing you? Five after one.Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in. What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GhoulietWhy did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin! What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?He was repossessed.
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?With a pumpkin patch!
What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?Pumpkin Pi
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?Squash
Why do Jack O' Lanterns have such silly looks on their faces?You would too if you just had all your brains scooped out!
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