10 Things That Sound
Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
Top Ten Reasons Why
Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at
least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go
back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to
get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person
who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize
you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last
nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one
thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning
and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from
over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one
place, you can always go next door to get more!
Why Pumpkins Are Better
Than
Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up
another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to
be.
